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June 17, 2008

I’ll drink to that…

What do nylon socks have in common with public transport?  Nothing.  And it is with this same logic that Australia’s Government has adopted in addressing binge drinking.  You see, they have slapped a massive tax on ready-to-drink alcoholic beverages (ie, alco-pops). 

My understanding of alcoholics is limited to having watched the movies Arthur and Trading Places but I do feel confident in drawing the following conclusions:

1. If a can of bourbon and coke is all of a sudden 25% more expensive it is fair to assume that punters will go out and buy their own bourbon and their own coke.  They are already doing it aided with the knowledge that the constituents are somewhat intuitive.

i2. Perhaps the problem lies in allowing 24hr multi-storey drink barns to operate.  Ever notice you can replicate a full pub crawl across several bars spread over multipe floors and varying themes.  No barman would ever have to serve you twice – handy for avoiding those pesty do-gooder barmen trying to exercise responsible serving of alcohol.   Thankfully, there are also no windows or clocks ensuring that your good times and drinking are not disrupted by reminders of what day it is.  Best of all, you only have to contend with the one bouncer at the start of the night.  You can be completely off your nut but as long as you can still remember your PIN number, you’re in! 

3. Prohibtion doesn’t work – Learnt that from watching The Untouchables.

December 12, 2007

Yes Minister…

Filed under: Daily News — my2020 @ 10:45 am

kev.jpgCaught up with one of the chief ministers of Australia’s recently elected Labor government.  In scenes straight out of Yes Minister, it was an education to hear a politician distancing himself from election promises within a fortnight of winning the Federal election.  ‘We’ll try our best but the reality is that we made promises based on inadequate information base that is usually experienced when in opposition’.  The next three years shuold be fun then.  Labor was after all in the Opposition wilderness for almost 12 years!  That’s a long time to be out of the loop.

The lights are on but no-one’s home at Democracy’s house

Filed under: Daily News — my2020 @ 10:21 am

lines.jpgTo see that democracy is alive and well, go no further than proposed privatisation of the New South Wales’ power assets.  Two previous state governments had already tried to privatise these assets without success.  The unions blocked the deal on each occasion.  So what has the Iemma government done differently to get this deal through?  Surely the concerns of the unions could not have changed!  In short, it is remarkable what effect a $40,000 cheque to each of the 3,000 or so energy workers to be privatised can have in smoothing the debate…And that, is democracy!  And what’s more, who gets to pay for such efficiency?  We do.

November 1, 2007

Taking the sting out of losing the American way…

Filed under: Daily News, Market Maker — my2020 @ 10:32 am

ml.jpgProving that failure doesn’t have half the stigma it used to, the head of Merrill Lynch, Stan O’Neal, was ousted with a humiliating US$161m in his pocket to go away and think about how his company managed to lose US$7.9bn playing around in complicated debt instruments.  I imagine it would be hard to be introspective when someone has just handed you a cheque that has 3 commas and 9 numbers for a job badly done…Imagine if the figure if Merrill’s hadn’t decided to retain his severance…

September 18, 2007

Paper chase…

Filed under: Clarity of Vision, Daily News — my2020 @ 11:04 am

trees.jpg“98% say no to pulp mill”.  A seemingly overwhelming statistic opposing the proposed pulp mill to be built in Tasmania driven undoubtedly by environmental concerns.  The headline would have carried a greater ammunition had it actually appeared in a local Tasmanian newspaper reflecting the views of Tasmanians rather than appearing in the Wentworth Courier reflecting the views of those living in the largest carbon footprint in some of the wealthiest suburbs in Australia.  Tasmania is after all wine and scallop country… 

August 30, 2007

The great US housing myth…

Filed under: Clarity of Vision, Daily News — my2020 @ 3:33 am

sale.jpgIt’s hard to believe that we are seeing the housing crisis we are in the
US.  I was just flicking through one of the US lending sites (as seen on Dr Phil and Oprah so you know its good), reassured by the fact that it did not require a credit check.  After all, as the site promotes, you don’t need perfect credit to purchase a home.  It’s a very easy site to navigate and it is a pleasure to avoid all that troublesome paperwork that unnecessarily delves into your personal finances just to see if you
can pay it back.  I always found that sort of attitude obstructive to the great American dream.  So imagine my joy when all this site wanted to know about my credit history was provided via a drop-down menu: Excellent; Good; Fair; Needs Improvement; Poor.  As the civil libertarians have assured us, it is every American’s right to buy a home they can’t afford with money they don’t have taking on a mortgage they
can’t possibly hope to pay back…

https://www.lowermybills.com/servlet/LMBServlet?the_action=LpvFirstStep&

typeOfLoan=LRE&TAG_ID=6225E1298C10C3C15C1EE93762E7E1C91188421619740&sour
ceid=seomsnconlre012307a43&moid=14888

May 21, 2007

The Best Things In Life Are Free

Filed under: Daily News — my2020 @ 11:06 am

HugSydney’s most valuable tourist destination is surprisingly not the Opera House.  It’s not even the Harbour Bridge or Bondi Beach.  It’s actually a 6″2 bloke with a goatee, glasses and a ponytail.  He is neither armed with rhetoric or campaign slogans…..just a velvet jacket and a placard that simply reads “Free Hugs”.

His name is Juan Mann and every Thursday he can be found on Pitt St Mall offering, as the placards suggest, Free Hugs.  It’s as simple as that – hugging perfect strangers with the intention of making their day a little bit brighter.

Once you get past your personal sense of cynicism, distrust and fear of the unknown, his message of hugging a perfect stranger is the most powerful expression of restoring faith in people I have come across.

A band called the Sick Puppies took footage of Juan and turned it into a music film clip that they then launched on youtube.  It was subsequently voted the most inspirational clip on youtube.  Even Oprah was so moved that she flew Juan to the US to appear on the show…

May 16, 2007

Donut doesn’t cut it…

Filed under: Daily News, Stock Market Talk — my2020 @ 11:26 am

dosh.jpgMacquarie Bank’s Allan Moss is easy media fodder.  Not because Australia’s most powerful banker looks more like the frail, old bloke flogging poppies at the train station on ANZAC Day, but rather because of his $30m plus pay packet.

The papers have had a field day.  They’ve thrived in calculating statistics such as the equivalent number of prime ministers, teachers, doctors and construction workers $33m could provide.  They also suggested that Allan earns the average Australian salary (ie, $45k) in just 3 hours….

That’s pretty much where their hype stopped….and mine started…

Firstly it’s important to note that the press assumed that Allan only worked 8.5hrs a day…A bit rough suggesting that this investment banker only worked what his peers would regard as a half day for that industry.

Anyway, here are some real stats:

  • Allan earns $124 in the time it takes to cook 2-Minute Noodles
  • By the time Allan gets back from lunch he is $22k better off
  • He has earned another $10.45 in the time it has taken you just to read this sentence

While I love hype as much as the next Today Tonight watching amoeba remember that while Allan earns $15k an hour on their metrics, his company has earned a $660k profit in the same time under his guidance.  In that context his salary doesn’t seem so silly anymore…and it goes some way to explain why Macquarie’s corporate logo is money (the holey dollar).

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